Month One of my New Year’s Resolution

Month One of my New Year’s Resolution

I’m not a New Year’s Resolution kind of guy. I used to make stupid ones as a little kid like cutting back on my swearing or knocking out those gambling debts, but I never really saw them through. Instead, I used my birthday as a…

Continue reading →

Writing Malice – A Schedule Change

Writing Malice – A Schedule Change

Writing this series has been the best idea I’ve had since Killing Friends or my Zombie Vote Your Own Adventure series. After about a year of not writing anything, I’ve given myself a weekly deadline again. I work best when I have deadlines. But it’s…

Continue reading →

MALICE DINORYN – EPISODE TWO – BENEATH RED LARCH

MALICE DINORYN – EPISODE TWO – BENEATH RED LARCH

DISCLAIMER: We play D&D for fun. If you are looking for something that follows the lore and rules 100%, then this is not for you. If you missed last week, check out Episode One here I was absolutely exhausted after our adventure at Lance Rock….

Continue reading →

Malice Dinoryn – Episode One – The Lord of Lance Rock

Malice Dinoryn – Episode One – The Lord of Lance Rock

The first episode in a series based on a weekly D&D game from the PoV of my Drow Sorcerer. DISCLAIMER: We play D&D for fun. If you are looking for something that follows the lore and rules 100%, then this is not for you.

Continue reading →

Malice Dinoryn – The Beginning

Malice Dinoryn – The Beginning

A series based on a weekly D&D game from the PoV of my Drow Sorcerer. This is her introduction. DISCLAIMER: We play D&D for fun. If you are looking for something that follows the lore and rules 100%, then this is not for you.

Continue reading →

Do You Fondue? or How I Almost Shat Myself as an Adult.

Do You Fondue? or How I Almost Shat Myself as an Adult.

As I’m going through this elimination diet, I’ve started thinking back on old reactions I’ve had to food. Things are really starting to make sense. Some less obvious, like my frequent trips to the bathroom or the phlegm build-up when I’d eat something with a lot of…

Continue reading →

What. The. Hell. The First Week of my Elimination Diet

What. The. Hell. The First Week of my Elimination Diet

Sometimes I feel like I’m using cheat codes for this thing. As I mentioned in my last post, Janine and I share nearly all the same food allergies. So for the last 4 years, we’ve been keeping any eye on anything with dairy or eggs….

Continue reading →

Suddenly: Allergies

Suddenly: Allergies

My whole life I’ve been an excellent pooper. For real. People would come up to me and say “Hey, Mark. I pooped twice today.” I was all “bitch, please.” The truth is, I could barely get through a meal without taking a poop break. Especially…

Continue reading →