Archive for Allergies

Do You Fondue? or How I Almost Shat Myself as an Adult.

Do You Fondue? or How I Almost Shat Myself as an Adult.
Nov252015
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As I’m going through this elimination diet, I’ve started thinking back on old reactions I’ve had to food. Things are really starting to make sense. Some less obvious, like my frequent trips to the bathroom or the phlegm build-up when I’d eat something with a lot of…

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What. The. Hell. The First Week of my Elimination Diet

What. The. Hell. The First Week of my Elimination Diet
Nov242015
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Sometimes I feel like I’m using cheat codes for this thing. As I mentioned in my last post, Janine and I share nearly all the same food allergies. So for the last 4 years, we’ve been keeping any eye on anything with dairy or eggs….

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Suddenly: Allergies

Suddenly: Allergies
Nov172015
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My whole life I’ve been an excellent pooper. For real. People would come up to me and say “Hey, Mark. I pooped twice today.” I was all “bitch, please.” The truth is, I could barely get through a meal without taking a poop break. Especially…

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