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I’m not a New Year’s Resolution kind of guy. I used to make stupid ones as a little kid like cutting back on my swearing or knocking out those gambling debts, but I never really saw them through. Instead, I used my birthday as a…

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My whole life I’ve been an excellent pooper. For real. People would come up to me and say “Hey, Mark. I pooped twice today.” I was all “bitch, please.” The truth is, I could barely get through a meal without taking a poop break. Especially…

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