I’m not a New Year’s Resolution kind of guy. I used to make stupid ones as a little kid like cutting back on my swearing or knocking out those gambling debts, but I never really saw them through. Instead, I used my birthday as a…
I’m not a New Year’s Resolution kind of guy. I used to make stupid ones as a little kid like cutting back on my swearing or knocking out those gambling debts, but I never really saw them through. Instead, I used my birthday as a…
As I’m going through this elimination diet, I’ve started thinking back on old reactions I’ve had to food. Things are really starting to make sense. Some less obvious, like my frequent trips to the bathroom or the phlegm build-up when I’d eat something with a lot of…
My whole life I’ve been an excellent pooper. For real. People would come up to me and say “Hey, Mark. I pooped twice today.” I was all “bitch, please.” The truth is, I could barely get through a meal without taking a poop break. Especially…